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Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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