Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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