Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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