Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
