He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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