So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I have grass duct taped all over my body
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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