literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
whose parrot is this?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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