I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I need a beard to bite.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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