Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
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