ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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