can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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