idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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