It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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