Ambien. No doubt about it.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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