hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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