so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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