in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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