well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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