Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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