i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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