Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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