gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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