Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
this hospital has no fireball
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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