well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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