HIV tests are more positive than that guy
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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