HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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