I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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