dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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