The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
