Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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