On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
COCAINE IS GR8
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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