..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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