is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It's official drugs can't kill me
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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