So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
