is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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