nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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