There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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