K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
She said her name was "party"
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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