What did we do last night that was yellow?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Randomize
