I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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