Buhtt sex?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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