another moral hangover. fuck.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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