I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
