why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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