69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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