no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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