I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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