I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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