it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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