Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
