Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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