I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I need moral support for this bender
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
whose parrot is this?
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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