I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
we have pet lesbian snakes
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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