She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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