Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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