He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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I need you to use more vowels.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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