Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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