Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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