to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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