yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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